NiggerRigger
Well-known schlogga
@Oot
@Froot
@Gem Control
Hello, Schlog users: I have something extremely complicated but important to explain and to ask of you.
I am a disabled recently transitioned woman who was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome as a toddler and then developed schizophrenia a couple of years later; it is very rare for schizophrenia to develop so early, so my life has always been tough.
Anyway, due to my obsession with soyjaks, I loved all 'classic soyjaks' because I thought that no-one would ever use them. What are "NGW soyjaks"? Let me explain. They have four distinct properties:
1) Their nose is front facing 2) They have a wide mouth
NGW soyjaks are by far the most dangerous of the Undesirables (my term for soyjaks that harm me and no-one else). Three different Undesirables— Jacobson, all instances of Brimstone Winter soyjaks and NGW soyjaks— have harmed me so badly that I fell into a suicidal depression. Of these three Undesirables, the first two have only made me like this once, but NGW soyjaks have the dubious honour of doing this two me not once, not twice, but three times. And the third one of these times happened just a minute ago, on the Sharty.
I was reading the pinned thread about Nickado Avocado. I am particuarly obsessed with how he pulled off this very strategic social experiment highlighting humanity's subconsciousness
Then, I saw this banner. The use of this most dangerous of Undesirables alone would have sent me into a suicidal depression because I've already been through hell every day for the past three months (my mother is constantly miserable because she broke a tooth and is going to her dentist en masse, we got scammed by someone impersonating Australia Post and my maternal grandmother is falling apart from dementia all at the same time). Even worse, it was on a thread about a smart person who pretended to be dumb. Somebody I can relate to. It was this:
I demand that all NGW soyjaks be removed from Sharty, Schlog, Booru and Wiki and replaced with NBW (which have a front nose but closed mouth). Or even better, I'd like all front noses on offical Sharty websites replaced with their non-front facing versions as compensation for dragging an already miserable woman into suicidal depression.
Thank you for reading this and please apologise.
-NiggerRigger
@Froot
@Gem Control
Hello, Schlog users: I have something extremely complicated but important to explain and to ask of you.
I am a disabled recently transitioned woman who was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome as a toddler and then developed schizophrenia a couple of years later; it is very rare for schizophrenia to develop so early, so my life has always been tough.
Anyway, due to my obsession with soyjaks, I loved all 'classic soyjaks' because I thought that no-one would ever use them. What are "NGW soyjaks"? Let me explain. They have four distinct properties:
1) Their nose is front facing 2) They have a wide mouth
NGW soyjaks are by far the most dangerous of the Undesirables (my term for soyjaks that harm me and no-one else). Three different Undesirables— Jacobson, all instances of Brimstone Winter soyjaks and NGW soyjaks— have harmed me so badly that I fell into a suicidal depression. Of these three Undesirables, the first two have only made me like this once, but NGW soyjaks have the dubious honour of doing this two me not once, not twice, but three times. And the third one of these times happened just a minute ago, on the Sharty.
I was reading the pinned thread about Nickado Avocado. I am particuarly obsessed with how he pulled off this very strategic social experiment highlighting humanity's subconsciousness
Then, I saw this banner. The use of this most dangerous of Undesirables alone would have sent me into a suicidal depression because I've already been through hell every day for the past three months (my mother is constantly miserable because she broke a tooth and is going to her dentist en masse, we got scammed by someone impersonating Australia Post and my maternal grandmother is falling apart from dementia all at the same time). Even worse, it was on a thread about a smart person who pretended to be dumb. Somebody I can relate to. It was this:
I demand that all NGW soyjaks be removed from Sharty, Schlog, Booru and Wiki and replaced with NBW (which have a front nose but closed mouth). Or even better, I'd like all front noses on offical Sharty websites replaced with their non-front facing versions as compensation for dragging an already miserable woman into suicidal depression.
Thank you for reading this and please apologise.
-NiggerRigger
