Are flying jews real?

[Jakomir]

I heard they can pull on their sideburns and start flying like Inspector Gadget. They evolved this feature to escape from the goyim.

 

[baqqrih]

There's a reason they look the way they do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droop_nose_(aeronautics)

 

[KingCargo]

I heard they can pull on their sideburns and start flying like Inspector Gadget. They evolved this feature to escape from the goyim. View attachment 109840

You didn’t already know this? Every day I go down to the park and throw loose pocket change onto the ground for them to swoop down and snatch, not to dissimilar to how birds swoop down for loose bread.

 

[dino]

im right here

 

[Lism]

yes but you may have the wrong idea on how they fly. That was only necessary a long time ago and so the trait has declined due to evolution. Now they have technology to escape the goyim

they use their menoras as jetpacks

Here is an artistic depiction of a Jew flying his super menorah jetpack into the twin towers:

 

[X Immigrant]

yes but you may have the wrong idea on how they fly. That was only necessary a long time ago and so the trait has declined due to evolution. Now they have technology to escape the goyim
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they use their menoras as jetpacks

Here is an artistic depiction of a Jew flying his super menorah jetpack into the twin towers:
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He would just tie a goy to it and set the menorah's projectile at the twin towers, why waste a member of the chosen people?

 

[ribbon]

This is common knowledge brah pay attention in skewl

 

[Steve]

yes but you may have the wrong idea on how they fly. That was only necessary a long time ago and so the trait has declined due to evolution. Now they have technology to escape the goyim
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they use their menoras as jetpacks

Here is an artistic depiction of a Jew flying his super menorah jetpack into the twin towers:
View attachment 109866

Damnit I thought of Mort first

 

[ironybruh]

I heard they can pull on their sideburns and start flying like Inspector Gadget. They evolved this feature to escape from the goyim. View attachment 109840

how do you not know this you need to go back to jew school