Coal anyone else feels like a heckin super cool underground web haxxor when using soyjak party?

[amethyst]

like wow. im using this heckin obscure anonymous imageboard with elite secret jokes and culture where people send gore, dox people and other fucked up shit and like i feel so elite. its like a super secret club where only the coolest guys who know everything about the internet go to. like we do these raids and fight obscure discord groups who spam 'p. its so heckin awesome.

(my first 'pasta that isnt an edit of another one #coal)

 

[Brainstorm]

Needs more exaggeration still good though

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

I felt like this when I was browsing vichan (not imageboard 'gine, but real forum whose engine was published) in 2015-2017, but people there were too schizo and evil.
I saw mouse having his penis cut webm for the first time, numerous gifs with swastikas and more +18 videos than in sharty. Also chuds talking about sex or something and that women are whores or something like that. And everychud talked in a much more serious manner than in the soysphere.
Good I stopped lurking it (the forum acked xhimself doe) and stopped treating these chuds like they were some elity of the country.

 

[yunglimabean]

i feel like a faggot when i use imageboards but so is everybody else

 

[FNF]

I for sure felt this when browsing kiwifarms

 

[NormiestofCobsons]

This feels like the best safe space for autistic retards pushed to the periphery of Normie society.

 

[Neutralplier]

my parents saw a nickocado pic and now they think im on a porn site