(ANCIENT PROTOJAK LORE) Sonyjak

[Woah Jack]

Does anyone else remember this ancient protojak meme from /v/ circa 2017? I believe it predates the emergence of soyjak but the tendencies can be seen in the seething wojak with his nintendo switch. WHIRRposting should be brought back

>squat
>WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR
>Oh no… Not again!!
>THUNK
>PLEASE! I NEED TO PLAY MARI-
>SCRRRATTTTCCHHH
>AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!
>M-MIYOMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOAARRRHCH
>GRLSHSHSHS
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>dabing
>JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN ALL SONIGG-
>Aaaaaahhhhh-…..
>SSSHHHLLPP
>IT FUCKING HURTS
>WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r
>brap
>walks away

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I remember this meme, it's gemmy because /v/ is full of Nintendies but both Soyny and 'tendie are incredibly gay

 

[Woah Jack]

I remember this meme, it's gemmy because /v/ is full of Nintendies but both Soyny and 'tendie are incredibly gay

the perfectly formulated bait
I strongly believe this meme contributed to the development of soyak in his original nintendo-loving form

 

[MarioMan7890]

squat
WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR
Oh no… Not again!!
THUNK
PLEASE! I NEED TO PLAY MARI-
SCRRRATTTTCCHHH
AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!
M-MIYOMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOAARRRHCH
GRLSHSHSHS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dabing
JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN ALL SONIGG-
Aaaaaahhhhh-…..
SSSHHHLLPP
IT FUCKING HURTS
WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r
brap
walks away

 

[FrogKing]

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