adventures that make you shart

[raepson industries .ltc]

you are fortnite, about to get a dub only for a discord notification pops on the side of your screen, you are not a discord pedo as you only use it to talk on the cinemassacare server and NOT for posting fpe on the sharty.
as you alt tab out of fortnite you notice that the ping came from #annoucement on cinemassacare cord, the massage reads "new episode of YKWBS got uploaded", you get extremely excited and click on it with no hesitation so you can listen to it while youre playing fortnite.
as you build towards a noob you hear the video in the background "you know whats bullshit?" you anticipate what his next words will be "the age of consent".
youre in shock, you alt tab off of fortnite again to replay the video again so you can listen to it clearly, thinking youve mis heared something.
"you know whats bullshit?" you anticipate what hes about to say again, hoping that ot wasnt what you thought youve heared "the age of consent".
what do you do?

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Just poop your pants geg.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Just poop your pants geg.

you poop your pants after you realise what you just heared

 

[_account]

When I hear footsteps

 

[_73]

I make a sharty thread asking teens to dox him

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

When I hear footsteps

i am unable to generate a reply that meets our content guidelines

I make a sharty thread asking teens to dox him

you go to the sharty and try to find /raid/ you eventually try typing "soyjak.part/raid" in the url only to be met with a massage from the current owner of the site: loop, the massage says: "raiding and doxxing have been banned from the sharty"

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

i am unable to generate a reply that meets our content guidelines

you go to the sharty and try to find /raid/ you eventually try typing "soyjak.part/raid" in the url only to be met with a massage from the current owner of the site: loop, the massage says: "raiding and doxxing have been banned from the sharty"

Scream as loud as you can at the computer until /raid/ opens back up.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Scream as loud as you can at the computer until /raid/ opens back up.

you scream at the top of your lungs at your computer to bring back /raid/.
your computer tells you to calm down and that he will do it just calm down.
after you calm down, your computer brings back /raid/ and lets you post the thread
the soyteens are all happy to help with the doxx, hours go by and nothing substantial about the nintendo nerd gets revealed until you get a massage on discord, its from james himself, he tells you to delete the thread at once

 

[evandoe]

you scream at the top of your lungs at your computer to bring back /raid/.
your computer tells you to calm down and that he will do it just calm down.
after you calm down, your computer brings back /raid/ and lets you post the thread
the soyteens are all happy to help with the doxx, hours go by and nothing substantial about the nintendo nerd gets revealed until you get a massage on discord, its from james himself, he tells you to delete the thread at once

Doxx Soros

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Doxx Soros

you doxx goerge soros and kill him and fuck his corpse

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

you doxx goerge soros and kill him and fuck his corpse

Cook and eat the corpse.

 

[SINO_II]

Cook and eat the corpse.

Boil the cut up carcass first, drain the water, rub in oyster sauce and cut up ginger and spring onions and then add soy sauce and marinate it for around 2-3 hours.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Cook and eat the corpse.

you put his body in a big bowl of sauce that you prepared earlier and put him in the oven for 3 hours at 60 c, cooking his body slowly will help charamelise the semen that you left inside him, which will get the out side crunchy yet keep the inside soft.
after 3 hours you take him out the oven you smother his entire body with mustard, thisll get the blood to taste less metal

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Boil the cut up carcass first, drain the water, rub in oyster sauce and cut up ginger and spring onions and then add soy sauce and marinate it for around 2-3 hours.

fag

 

[SINO_II]

fag

What's your feud with me huh? Why so obsessed?

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

suddenly sino ii shows up, you kill and rape him too and you stir fry his body for a side dish

 

[Erblicken]

go to oblock and throw poop at black people

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

go to oblock and throw poop at black people

you go to a black neighbourhood and throw poop at people of color, they are disgusted yet impressed of your bravery and cant help but respect you and give you the title of "king of all black people"