2025 timeline real

BritishBroadcastingCorp.

lock ALL clittycels.
🏅
Joined
Nov 17, 2024
Messages
257
THE TIMELINE:
June 2025: soyjak.st bought by mysterious benefactor, /pol/ deleted, official discord added, /qa/ and /soy/ merged, site renamed to totalclittyceldeath.discordy (>erm .discordy is NOT a real TLD)
July: 4chan bought by mysterious benefactor, all boards locked except for /lgbt/, captcha now requires to send thigh pics to the jannies for "verification"
August: BLACKED: The Video Game announced, UK chudcels manage a shocking victory over the brown hordes by managing to lower immigration from 900k to 850k a year
September: Based and Redpilled Muskbots construct multi thousand kilometer long underground train tunnel directly connecting the US and India
October: Peace talks break down, war in Ukraine escalates into NATO involvement. All europoor twp chudcel wrongthinkers drafted and replaced by BLACK bvlls on the NATO side and CHECHEN bvlls on the russian side. the foids are untouched becuse someone needs to man the BBC doe.
November: aryangroyper1488 assassinated by trans black queens, Klaus Schwab declares plan to destroy every building of cultural significance built before 1960 because these fucking twp goonhitlers keep going vghhhhhhh when going through the old towns of europoor cities and thinking of a time where humans were more than interchangeable economic units and we cannot fucking have that.
December: BLACKED: The Video Game released, Trump assassinated. The assassin? Greg Lansky.
 
soyjak.st
IMG_2069.png
 
>soicacas lost their board
>soicacas then lose their domain
Deserved for opposing 4CHAD GODmins and their /lgbt/ safe space.
IMG_1587.png

Alright you stupid fucking chudcel the domain is not lost and is owned by the jewish soyjak.party owner and bnwo supporter froot.
according to him he has the domain (which is proven when you go onto it) but the reason its not directing to the actual site is because
the domain is udner my control and i can do anything i want with it, it wont be moving until i find a suitable registrar im comfortable with
why can’t he just search up a decent domain registrar to find where to transfer it? Because he’s a lazy retard.
These lies and misinformation you are spreading is destroying our democracy you stupid fucking chud!
 
January 2026: Hitler has been confirmed to be resurrected, as he takes control over Germany again swiftly under the new "Sprunki" party. BBC festivals held in celebration of Hitler's return across Germany, and Hitler maps out a plan to enforce BNWO with his war cabinet. blog.soyjak.st is also mysteriously aquired by a mysterious benefactor, Steve and Doll are ragebanned, all boards deleted and 3 new boards made which go by the names "BBC", "Hitler", and most importantly, "Sprunki". Dump is repurposed as a containment board for le heckin bigots that complain about the new aryan culture. Domain also switches to blog.sprunki.bbc
 
View attachment 160030
Alright you stupid fucking chudcel the domain is not lost and is owned by the jewish soyjak.party owner and bnwo supporter froot.
according to him he has the domain (which is proven when you go onto it) but the reason its not directing to the actual site is because

why can’t he just search up a decent domain registrar to find where to transfer it? Because he’s a lazy retard.
These lies and misinformation you are spreading is destroying our democracy you stupid fucking chud!
 
THE TIMELINE:
June 2025: soyjak.st bought by mysterious benefactor, /pol/ deleted, official discord added, /qa/ and /soy/ merged, site renamed to totalclittyceldeath.discordy (>erm .discordy is NOT a real TLD)
July: 4chan bought by mysterious benefactor, all boards locked except for /lgbt/, captcha now requires to send thigh pics to the jannies for "verification"
August: BLACKED: The Video Game announced, UK chudcels manage a shocking victory over the brown hordes by managing to lower immigration from 900k to 850k a year
September: Based and Redpilled Muskbots construct multi thousand kilometer long underground train tunnel directly connecting the US and India
October: Peace talks break down, war in Ukraine escalates into NATO involvement. All europoor twp chudcel wrongthinkers drafted and replaced by BLACK bvlls on the NATO side and CHECHEN bvlls on the russian side. the foids are untouched becuse someone needs to man the BBC doe.
November: aryangroyper1488 assassinated by trans black queens, Klaus Schwab declares plan to destroy every building of cultural significance built before 1960 because these fucking twp goonhitlers keep going vghhhhhhh when going through the old towns of europoor cities and thinking of a time where humans were more than interchangeable economic units and we cannot fucking have that.
December: BLACKED: The Video Game released, Trump assassinated. The assassin? Greg Lansky.
And where does Spongebob fit into this mess?
 
Back
Top