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I'm perfectly fine. I do not harm others. I do not desire to harm others. Any crimes I may or may not be guilty of involve only myself. I transgress only against myself. But if this man existed in real life. If Kars existed in real fucking life. Every second, every minute, ever hour of every day...

I asked my sister to pick between jarty or sharty and she picked jarty.

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If you had sex with every single schlog user, you could create a super STD that could cripple an entire continent. I believe it could be used as a new kind of biological warfare. Thoughts?

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@Meursault

I made a banner a good while ago but it was too late to submit it

All of this site’s activity is generated by me, sans one account. If you’re reading this, you’re the only other real user.

I expect 20 pages of replies by the end of the night

If I’m reading something on a page and I click on something else even if the information isn’t significant I’ll go back to the page and read it like seven times because I feel like I have to. Same as when I’m watching a video and I hear a phrase, I’ll rewind the video like 5 times just to hear...

Every time you try to search a word it goes "sorry chuddie the keyword you entered is too short, too long, or too common smugjak" What is even the point of the search feature if you can't use it to search long, short, or common words? I'm going to kill every single admin and make them into rugs...

Every single day some random nigga on the shlog admits to having a weird fetish or is exposed for being a gay rapist turbopedophile gooner femboy. Are all of you people secretly into freakish shit? Why even admit to it?

I personally have more respect for lesbian women than gay men. When I see a gay couple in public I immediately think “FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!!” no matter what. When I see a lesbian couple, as long as they aren’t fat and ugly I don’t really think much of it.

Like @greg ’s Tomodachi Life thread, but instead of filling the island with ‘jaks it will be filled exclusively with shlog users. If you’d like to be added to the island, make what you’d like your mii to look like here if you don’t have one already and reply with a screenshot. Fill this out too...

The only thing you can't wish for is more wishes. I would wish for complete control over all of reality forever, so I can put myself in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Universe with immortality and whatever powers I want.

Hey everyone. I'll try to make it short. So we are both white, my girlfriend and I have been together for about two years. We're in an open relationship, but it's pretty one-sided. She's the one who sees other people while I don't. At some point I began watching them when she's with her...

She put all of my 10 year old autistic brother’s presents into one box so that he thinks he only gets one gift for Christmas “to make him mad”. He is going to sperg out. This is actually going to ruin the whole day holy fuck. This feels like if I knew about 9/11 the day before 9/11 and I was...

It's so small and I can't fix it