>Uh, guys, I mean 'teens, I had like breakfast today or something and I masturbated again and then–
>>CRACCCCCK GRRRRN GROOOOAN
>AHH AH AH AH AH OW FUCK! OH GOD MY BONES! AUUUUUGH!
>>CRUNCH POP CRKCRKCRKCRK BLOOP GLORP
>AAAAAaaaagh, huff huff, oh God, my body, what happened to my body?
>>touches...