Saars. it's not scam and it's totally free. All I need is confirmation that your eyes are at least A50 on the chart and a sample of your DNA sent to my house (Zimbabve, Chitungviza city, Kubvumbi drive 11 (do not knock or shout anything, just hide it inside a tire cover near the door))
I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR A MASS HAWKTUAHING.
YESTERDAY THERE WAS A MUSIC CONCERT OF LINKING PARK IN MY TOWN. I TOOK MY SPECIAL HAWKS IN THERE. IN A TRUCK. THEY THOUGHT I'M THE MAINTENANCE CREW MEMBER. I TOLD THEM TO BRING THE CRATES WITH SUPPOSED MUSIC EQUIPMENT ONTO THE STAGE. THE REAL CREW...
👏Stop. 👏Sexualising. 👏Black. 👏People. I'm saying this as a member of special Zimbabwean LGBTQ+ ESL community of disabled black autistic magical niggers. Please stop it.
No, I'm not lying. And yeah, you are the only one who can do that now, because I lost this ability when I hit my head in a car accident recently. But I've gained a new one, which I won't tell anyone about, for now...