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  1. MagmaMan

    ITS THE END OF THE SHLOG AS WE KNOW IT AND I FEEL FINE

    Good idea. I hope our glorious site will be saved! Thank you!
  2. MagmaMan

    ITS THE END OF THE SHLOG AS WE KNOW IT AND I FEEL FINE

    Has anyone archived this site? I'm sad!
  3. MagmaMan

    thread_prefix.22 Is this "Froot shutting the site down" thing seca or snca?

    This isn't reddit. You don't need to be put in the screencap.
  4. MagmaMan

    thread_prefix.18 ITT: Post Your Favourite Schlog Moments

    What was that? I wasn't here. I wanted to be more active. I hope someone buys this site!
  5. MagmaMan

    Yes. I am just an average soyteen!

    Yes. I am just an average soyteen!
  6. MagmaMan

    /calm/ How do eunuchs feel sexual desire?

    That's not true. I can still research it. But I'm not sure what search queries to use. Or where to search about it!
  7. MagmaMan

    /calm/ How do eunuchs feel sexual desire?

    I don't want to castrate myself! I like my testes! I want to be masculine!
  8. MagmaMan

    How large is your penis?

    Is it unable to fit inside of your lady? I'm sorry if that's the case!
  9. MagmaMan

    /calm/ How do eunuchs feel sexual desire?

    Please don't give low effort responses to my thread! You called me a pedophile earlier. I hate you!
  10. MagmaMan

    /calm/ How do eunuchs feel sexual desire?

    I don't like calling the spaghettification idea a religion. But I am curious about this. Sexual desire can lead to great imagination! But it can also lead to repetitive thoughts. That would be bad for being chosen for the spaghettification plan. Most religions believe lust is bad. I think it...
  11. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Feds want to trap us in artificial time dilation!

    I don't know where to get LSD from. But I also think that feds would need human rehabilitation. Not (((therapy))) but someone adaptive. That doesn't force their own standard path!
  12. MagmaMan

    Please don't! He asked me what is wrong with me. Then he didn't let me respond. Why would he do...

    Please don't! He asked me what is wrong with me. Then he didn't let me respond. Why would he do this?
  13. MagmaMan

    Keyed Just fucked someone up

    What? What did he do! I'm scared, SmallAnus. I hope he repents.
  14. MagmaMan

    Keyed Just fucked someone up

    Why would you post that? You did not give us satisfactory information! You baited us. I hope you didn't attract any feds! That would be bad. I hate feds. I hope they repent!
  15. MagmaMan

    Another day of sexy babies bro

    Please don't disrespect kingdavey! He made a typo. That's all.
  16. MagmaMan

    What kind of intuition do you have?

    Jewish people are often feds. Their posts literally glow if you have the power to see. Fortunately we do. But that may make us a target.
  17. MagmaMan

    Another day of sexy babies bro

    We are actually. The great black hole will spaghettify us. Then we will be able to reunite in our imagination! It will be like a multiplayer dream. How glorious!
  18. MagmaMan

    Another day of sexy babies bro

    Bye bye kingdavey may you be spaghettified and enjoy it.
  19. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Feds want to trap us in artificial time dilation!

    Feds are the main antagonist to immortal spaghettification! They want to harvest our data. This is to keep us away from the black hole. They will bring back our soul from dead. And then they will recreate us in a torture room! That's why you shouldn't let feds know too much about you. They are...
  20. MagmaMan

    thread_prefix.23 Who has the most miserable life on the shlog? 2nd Edition

    Add @Glowie. I don't like feds! They want to trap you in an evil dimension. The evil dimensions have time dilation. It's similar to black holes. But it's artificial! It won't last forever. But the black holes last forever. Thus, the feds will be destroyed if they don't repent. That's so sad...
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