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Eve transfer burn. SmallAnus spilled coffee on his clothes but nothing too serious. starts playing

Caught in 4K

Starting gravity turn Decoupled first stage Dropping second stage boosters Stable orbit reached

Take-off

The Waluigi Prime II has been rolled out, and the mission will start in a moment. Ride of the Valkyries starts being transmitted by mission control to the crew.

Our brave 'teens, @Donald McDonald and @SmallAnus who are going to be the crew of the "EVE-2" mission, who is to be hopefully the first mission to land and return a 'teen from Eve's surface and rescue one.

I hate making airplanes

Noted, all slots filled. If i make a custom kerbal for you, would a Donald Trump skin be good?

Noted, 1 mission slot still available.

Images take from the press during the meeting.

With the recent controversy about whether our first Eve mission was successful or not, the SSA "Soy Space Agency" council of chief executive members (Composed entirely by myself :rape:), has made an emergency meeting, and has decided to launch a SECOND Eve mission to ONCE AND FOR ALL to rescue...

We're not in 2024, you heckin' chud. Calendars are social constructs and so it can be any date i want!![angry]

Fuck you

Meds, now

You didn't really have a choice, if you went down the soup that is Eve's atmosphere, you would just be another man stranded. The ship you're in wasn't made for an Eve ascent, it was just made to get back to Kerbin.

Blud looks like an evil villain, geg :geg:

Driving is easy. Even retards do it. You'll do fine.

I thought you would be more upset due to the fact you're stuck there or whatever, it's not my fault you landed in the water and the parachutes broke (the latter part was partially my fault doe)

Jakomir 1 Year, 186 Days, and 4 hours stuck in Eve