I tried to read the Qur'aan.
"alladhee 'addad mutaHida allayl alzinji wa agtul alyahudia [one more page of this] ..."
Didn't understand shit, 'cause I'm ASL. Put in my bookmark (it's a strip of bacon btw if that matters), and went off to read Crime and Punishment. I'm retarded, so I need to put...