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  1. MoonMetropolis

    what mobile phone do you own?

    Seriously, though: I don't own a mobile phone. In fact, I don't own any phone, and I fully intend to keep it that way for the rest of my life.
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    Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog

    I don't think he wants me to post the screenshots publicly, but I'm still talking with Froot and he says that he's prepared to work out a deal with me. I don't know how serious the bids for 2K are, but, if they are serious, I am fully prepared to do whatever is necessary to raise the money to...
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    Has anyone here downloaded the soyjak.blog app?

    I legitimately don't even have a phone. Fuck mobilecacas. Go back to TikTok.
  4. MoonMetropolis

    Rant Holy shit the sharty is actual coal today

    I busted a fat nut today a nut so fat that I could hear it coming out A beautiful nut indeed but now I'm sad because I don't have a wife that I could hug and kiss
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    Thekuzzy.win

    >Thekuzzy.win
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    Discussion 22...

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    Keyed i dont have a job

    I sell crack to nuns, if that counts as a job.
  9. MoonMetropolis

    Is it gay to have sex with a woman that has had a previous bf?

    Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun...
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    Gay Stereotypes

    In the '90s and '00s, there was a trend in comedy where simply acting like a stereotypical flaming gay guy was seen as the pinnacle of hilarity in and of itself. Probably the best example of this was Showtime's truly atrocious cartoon Queer Duck. It was an extremely lazy and unfunny brand of...
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    I'm trans btw.

    I'm trans btw.
  12. MoonMetropolis

    >tfw no snow [ATTACH]

    >tfw no snow
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    /calm/ ITT we post obscure yet great songs

    An absolute gemerald that I discovered from listening to the samples of the new releases on the Bureau of Prisons MP3 library.
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    thread_prefix.22 ITT: We communicate using Vocaroo

    https://voca.ro/13pnQ6A81h11
  15. MoonMetropolis

    Hohol/NAFO fails thread

    Kill Russians. Behead Russians. Roundhouse kick a Russian into the concrete. Slam dunk a Russian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ziggers. Defecate in a Russian's food. Launch Russians into the sun. Stir fry Russians in a wok. Toss Russians into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Russian's...
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