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bullshit retardo text above me
Listen to me /caca/borean; all you need to know is that they (including you) come from a flying bird known as a 'stork', that bird then drops you off on the porch of your parent's home, and you are united with your family thereafter.
Your dad will tell you about...
The reactions from this unfolding event have been hilarious. I still can't believe this all happened, it all feels so surreal.
It's like a "pinch me, I must be dreaming" type of situation, but in real life.
Wow, I'm not even kidding when I say this, trying to play this video nearly made my computer crash and I could feel my eardrums reverberate and then hear a ringing in my left ear for a few seconds. What the actual fuck just happened?