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>imagine if his parents walking in on him wanking it to Donald fucking duck

My Lab is 13 years old and not in excellent health. I’ll definitely miss her when she’s gone.

Not enough awards

Mexican food is great but I can’t eat it anymore without thinking about shitoko and soybooru

Get chainmail gloves so I can still move my hands (assuming that the gold touch doesn’t move between different objects, in which case the entire world would turn to gold if I touched the ground)

>no nigger slave DNA not a true mutt or however I’m ineligible for the McDonald’s award plan

Probably get some gloves so I can eat without turning all my food into gold. Also touching the homeless tweakers in my local tweaker infested shithole public park

I feel like Biden wouldn’t even survive a second term (I feel like the DNC wanted Kamala anyways but knew she was too obnoxious to win in an election so they chose Biden hoping he’d die in office)

Rest in power ✊🏿

Get an extra hour of sleep in the morning. Also, steal a nuke and hide it in my garage so I can geg to the thought of the feds frantically searching for it

Is your city hecking walkable and trans inclusive? Or do you have to worry about bigot chuds in gas guzzling trucks ruining your day?

It’s a dead nigger of a website thoughbeit

the CIA couldn’t get me to admit this shit

Only if the baby is black

Here’s some god-tier woahjacks

*spams thread with niggerrapestranny.webm and spinning redtext saying KYS*

^BIGGEST SHITALALALALA TWITTER BRAP ABOVE ME AWARD

>spending money meant for running your website on niggerdrugs instead

Capture it in a jar and use the paranormal energy for a makeshift generator

Where’s the option for blowing up both and giving the region back to the Greeks?