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  1. soyjak

    thread_prefix.19 How do I get people to sit with me at lunch?

    option 1: if you have lunch lines, sit near where the lines end. that way, if someone wants to go sit down and eat, sitting with you is a quick option. option 2: get there a little late so you can sit with someone instead of waiting for someone to sit with you. option 3: give up and accept that...
  2. soyjak

    ITT announce when you wake up

    >wake up >piss myself >shower >drink my soylent
  3. soyjak

    How do you stim nuschlogpoopas?

    Personally, I just get SO frickin' excited that I just HAVE to call Tyrone to pleasure my wife! 😄
  4. soyjak

    Admins are pure cringe

    admins are gemmy because 9 times out of 10 they're male and have an adminsona. therefore i can draw adminsona yaoi and goon to it. i've lost gallons upon gallons of spunk to drawings of those fat little bearded men making out with each other.
  5. soyjak

    Kernung is cord sissy

    I'm kind of in contact with that guy. I'll call him MB because he used that account. He kept me updated on this thread for a while. The account, Meat Boy, was created by Kernung BUT it was hacked by MB and he just used the Meat Boy account because he was too lazy to make a new account. My guess...
  6. soyjak

    Hey, pal! At the moment, I'm mining for gems to afford more soylent and BVLL pounding sessions...

    Hey, pal! At the moment, I'm mining for gems to afford more soylent and BVLL pounding sessions! Thanks for asking!
  7. soyjak

    Anyone here ever drink their own urine?

    drinking piss at knife point :rape:
  8. soyjak

    >kys shemmyni- FUUUUUCK MY CLITTY'S LEAKINNNNGG AAAGGHH ITS TOO MUCH AAAHHHHHH IM GHL IMN *GASP*...

    >kys shemmyni- FUUUUUCK MY CLITTY'S LEAKINNNNGG AAAGGHH ITS TOO MUCH AAAHHHHHH IM GHL IMN *GASP* IM DROWNI- *GAAAAASP* *SPLASH* *SPLASH* GGGLLHLBLBLBLB
  9. soyjak

    the shlog's favorite bands

    Butchers Harem :rape:
  10. soyjak

    GEG Laugh at da newFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGZ

    Um... Is this not, like, icky to any of you? I think we should be more welcoming. Not... you know. Rude. :/
  11. soyjak

    im you from the future

    dude... FUCK yes... i love validating black transqueens and xeir bbcs.
  12. soyjak

    trans rights are human rights, you stupid chudcel. i just reported you for transphobia. have fun...

    trans rights are human rights, you stupid chudcel. i just reported you for transphobia. have fun with your ban, you sick piece of shit. ❤️
  13. soyjak

    im you from the future

    how many bwcs did i suck
  14. soyjak

    hi dolly 😊 may i tickle your prostate on valentines day? ❤️

    hi dolly 😊 may i tickle your prostate on valentines day? ❤️
  15. soyjak

    hey sweety :) valentines day is coming up! may i tongue your anus? i'm trans and my tbp is 1...

    hey sweety :) valentines day is coming up! may i tongue your anus? i'm trans and my tbp is 1 inch btw :omgsisa:
  16. soyjak

    thread_prefix.23 FRQQT has a fursona

    long time no see.... sorry aboutnot drawing the thing you wanted kween i forgot about it and i kinda lost motivation to draw well u wanted ur sona killing nate georgje floyd style right? hopefully ill get it done today >forgetting things
  17. soyjak

    Kernung is cord sissy

    >kernung-style hair was this not obvious
  18. soyjak

    aryan

    aryan
  19. soyjak

    FUCKING BLEED.

    FUCKING BLEED.
  20. soyjak

    i sucked 6 million dicks to get back in here dont tell nobody doe

    i sucked 6 million dicks to get back in here dont tell nobody doe
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