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Circumstances have forced me to cooperate with a certain person A. This person is reserved, demure to the point of selective mutism, and somehow despite that in the same position as me. The type to not even attempt making eye-contact or presenting a facsimile of response, even non-verbally A...

Okay, so the election (the whole thing) has been giving me weird vibes. So I'm gonna schizobabble about the weird shit. 1) Joe Biden's replacement I figured out 3 things about biden recently, which combined with what I already know, leads me to suspect the dem entourage poisoned/drugged the...

Welcome Brudern, to ze new TRVMP era. Soon ze Vierte Reich vvill be resvrrected too, lauching ze vvest into a neue zeit! Unfortunately my dream didnt foretell this. I was back in middle school, and we were out on a field trip, we were standing on tracks or something, and had to do...

I found 0 math threads on the shlog so I'm posting the general formulation of length of any function f(x), yes I've checked and it works because I've based it on pythagoras and because I've got huwhite skeen 'n blu eyes o algo. ∫( √(f'(x)^2+1)dx )

Think about it like this; you'll wake up in the midst of the post-election shitshow. Best start to your day.

Preference and Order. Lists, rankings and preferences really made no sense to me up until recently. To me it seemed these numerical, subjective (all too often snobby) expressions of preference were stupid, because it anticipates a choice you'll never end up making. If you prefer coffee over...

Could jannies uncensor at least "rapidly" and maybe all the other words relating to male genitalia? Its thematically relevant sooty soor

(3/3) The next morning I had the misfortune of witnessing the extent, nay, the full extent of their savagery. A quartet of beasts had dragged the captains’ daughter out of her pen, and her ripped clothes laid spread out in rags upon the beach, and she was fully naked, kicking and flailing...

(2/3) I was rudely awakened around midnight, the backside of a spear jabbing in between my ribs, at the other end a despicable mongrel, entirely invisible save for the glint of his copper ornaments piercing his every orifice. When he saw I had awakened he grunted and jumped up like a bunny...

I am so done not having any dreams I'm just gonna make shit up. Text is boring by default, typing is boring too, but reading stuff you have to put it together which is usually a drag. Visual media just instantly beams shit into your mind, making getting the dopamine hit easier. Made up stuff...

Had a nightmare, they're always insect-themed. I was smoking in the backyard of the house I grew up in, reminiscing and getting all melancholy and shit. When it was finished I walked back to the garbage can because I didnt want to pollute the yard, when I felt it move. A giant roach crawled...

So I havent dreamt the past few days, but I've had a mildly interesting idea I'll try to keep it as short as possible. How do you define yourself? Or how would you to someone else? You take their perspective, look at yourself from a birdseye view and categorize your actions, you turn this into...

Dreamed about the rat computer (a contraption where rats in a maze trigger levers opening or closing doors to ground/voltage source, the battery is just a giant reservoir of rats) and about being one of these rats walking through the cores of the computer. I wondered what the MMU'd look like to...

I can handle the jew stealing my money, but the tax man? Nah bro

Dreamed I was a thug in an altercation with some other group. Just as the situation seemed to fizzle out one of them disrespected me and I knew I had to beat him up to save face, whereafter I got arrested and put on a boat to some barren island. (Falkland-like) On the fare there it was explained...

Slept badly, incoherent dream. I was inside some sort of really realistic vn or something. Or at least I felt I could make choices like I was in one. Most of it I spend rizzing a goth vampire chick (now I think of it the entire esthetic was 19th century gothic) who was really, really cold. Her...

Gonna try to keep this going except when I dont have any dreams. I was in a small supermarket (more of a gas-station shop than an actual supermarket) where Sam Hyde was about to box some black guy. He told me a story about how, in the past, he'd went to do the same but moved around like a...