🧃 “A Most Scholarly Inquiry into the Balding Bugcreature of the Soyjakian Cultus”
Or, “How I Learned to Stop Grooming and Love the Soy”
Lo! Behold the Soyjak—an effete simulacrum of man, his crown barren as the philosophical output of a midwit substack enjoyer. His visage? Round, porcine...