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craftsman, solid D40 on the /pol/ schizo eye chart

if you just want to pad out your resume, what i would do is contribute to open source open source has a bottomless need for programmer labor since all the professionals got cushy paid jobs by now or are hindumaxxing on fiverr sure, you're getting paid $0, but the cool thing about open source is...

Exterminate Dumb Moids

he's swelling because of the allergic reaction to being a clittycel

squat while standing on the toilet seat instead like this this will make it no longer gay because you wont be touching dick and ass prints, but you now risk turning into an indian every time you do this

@Soygoy С Новым годом!! Был 3 месяца, учишься ещё русский язык? Или ты пиндос кто всё время дрочил к русскому бабы. Забыла возможно?

You wake up. You're in the hospital. There's a tube going down your throat and your stomach hurts like shit, but other than that you seem normal. Half the hospital looks like it was bombed by Israelis, which is getting you most worried. Where's Soytan? Some doctor with "Coinjak" on his nametag...

i will pick fingerboy because i want to see an irl fingerboy meanwhile if i wanted to see a girl i wouldn't have to get lost in the woods for that, i'd just go outside

i have this list of emotes i saved from when i last hosted cytubes (stopped after the cytube ban on the 'ty), if anyone wants to check it out. there should be a button to import these no idea if most of them will work though, some are booru links some i uploaded to catbox which i know clears...

update: the christmas dinner has been cooked. its meatloaf [wholesome] i also had slices of ham with honey and lima beans for lunch

i'll probably have some ham or turkey with mashed potatoes and another vegetable idk the specifics yet i know for a fact that i'll be having collards with black eyed peas on new years though

5 years at least, but i can't give real history. i live in fear of the cringeralds i made when i was a wee tween on planetminecraft

i'm pretty good at shading, but straight ass at doing proper anatomy and perspective. uggghhh i have invasive thoughts telling me i need to start grinding anatomy so i can draw $200 furry porn commissions and make bank but also erm fuck no usually if i'm bored i'll open up krita and start...

which state are we talking? i know some 'mutt states are harder and some states are easier, because in my state waiting 2 hours for the actual test was the hardest thing, and everyone i saw in the lobby who took it passed. it was comically fucking easy basically it went like >turn left out of...

i will do the following as my plan get my college degree (hopefully bankrolled by scholarships) move to rural russia and buy one of those cottages with a garden plot for <$25,000 get a job as an english teacher. or a civics engineer. or a language interpreter. or a microbiologist. or just...

it was when 4cuck's /qa/ was still around, at least actually, im pretty sure i found the original op i posted it in https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5108323/

geg that was literally the first soyjak gif i made ever, since i didn't know how to combine multiple gifs back then i used some hacky method with ezgif to put two gifs side by side, such why chefjak is so far from the grater. also that bit where the grater moves by 1 frame is an error because i...

chatgpt wordswordswords poopstone that says nothing of value anyway, i will choose teleportation as my power >teleport into white house >cut cameras >leave some crack and a dildo on the president's desk >watch what happens on news as the president is suddenly ousted as a degenerate >repeat with...