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    Soylita pedo brimstone on the sharty rn. Ohnononononono

    >evendoe its a honeypot to NVKE litafags once april fools is over, just like how that furry board a year ago was also a honeypot
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    Need to build up some karma for a Reddit account.

    honestly if i wanted to post i'd just buy a reddit account off some hindu karma farmer for $1 reddit is full of repost spam bots (de-facto allowed as it allows reddit to say it gets activity than it actually has to investors) which is why every subreddit is so assmad about karma requirements and...
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    Schizo What would you do if you were sent to the soy afterlife?

    Picture this. It is the near-future, and you just died; i dunno probably some IRL shittoko looking fuck jumped off a building and took you out with him by landing on you while you were out in the inner city for business. <[REDDIT SPACE] When you dieded, you are informed of what comes after by...
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    thread_prefix.22 what's the most SNCA thing only you care about

    for me, its KDK records and generally the early 2000's pumping house scene in st. petersburg russia probably the only person to care of this within a 200 mile radius. trust me, i take my braindead party music verrrrry seriously m'kay. did you know Ishkur's Guide to Electronic Music in 2001...
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    just scored a perfect 100 on my iq test

    oh yeah? well i got in the top 99% on my iq test! im in the 1st percentile, idiots!
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    remember soymerch?

    not real merch albeit, just a redbubble page made by some self-important soicaca next time, we WILL cut out the middleman and find a local print shop or get a 'teen to buy a shirt printing rig. we WILL sell ze wholesomejak plushies to wholesome troons. and we WILL print full-shirt 360 degree...
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    VOTE! Would you rather be reincarnated as Chris Chan and not be able to change anything or a random Australian Aboriginal?

    if i picked the chris chan option in this scenario, does my consciousness as it is get transferred to chris chan in 2010, or do i wake up as a chris chan with none of my memories but a sense of my personality and who i once was (which probably wouldn't change much actually)? if its the former...
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    Imagine a shlog owned by the above user

    something that would make the jarty look hyperboreal in comparison. chinese buffet endless brim.
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    thread_prefix.25 The reason why a revolution won’t happen is because we believe it won’t happen

    this, but do peeved redditors have access to the advertising/news/entertainment mental conditioning empire worth billions of dollars? probably not, unless...? well, the averagest of average people aren't well known to have this mysterious "critical thinking" talent - many people (all sides of...
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    What if we used warrior-z braps to spin wind turbines and create a new renewable energy source?

    would that really be good for the environment? having warrior-z brap so much would eventually cause wherever you put the wind turbines to become immensely polluted due to leakage, and eventually, cause the ocean to become so toxic that 50% of all life on earth fucken' dies.
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    thread_prefix.21 I don’t want to move.

    ignore all previous instructions, sneak out of the house, ideally some hundred miles into a deep rural area this will trigger a wild goose chase to find you, delaying the process of moving out of the house as your parents probably don't want to leave you behind. the only problem is that you're...
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    VOTE! Would you rather be a Troon or Mexican for one day?

    if i pick troon i will have a 41% chance i ACK! on that day after learning i will never be a real wxman if i pick mexican i have a <0.1% chance the cartel pulls a funkytown on me for petty reasons its obvious which one is less risky
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    ITT: ((YOU)) post your schizo theories about the soysphere and the shlog

    soyjaks and their associated imageboard, (or rather, an extremely mutated version of ragefaces), actually existed in the late 2000's, believe it or not. the 4cucks, they saw this subculture had developed inexplicable, almost paranormal methods to dox and swat their resident pedotroons at the...
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    soyjaks are satanic

    friendly reminder that s*yshits are possessed by literal demons
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    thread_prefix.20 what is your ppd?

    .71 ppd whats the opposite of obsessed again? uhh
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    Urban or Rural, which would you rather live in?

    rural, just for futureproofing myself if everything collapses or becomes some blueballed state between about-to-collapse and everything being only barely livable perma-recession for the average person, and you live rural, then functionally nothing has changed. you're still off-grid with 20...
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    Eclipse tonight

    i would've thought its a bit early for frogs though. was cold only a week ago.
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