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  1. MagmaMan

    /calm/ How do eunuchs feel sexual desire?

    I don't like calling the spaghettification idea a religion. But I am curious about this. Sexual desire can lead to great imagination! But it can also lead to repetitive thoughts. That would be bad for being chosen for the spaghettification plan. Most religions believe lust is bad. I think it...
  2. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Feds want to trap us in artificial time dilation!

    I don't know where to get LSD from. But I also think that feds would need human rehabilitation. Not (((therapy))) but someone adaptive. That doesn't force their own standard path!
  3. MagmaMan

    Please don't! He asked me what is wrong with me. Then he didn't let me respond. Why would he do...

    Please don't! He asked me what is wrong with me. Then he didn't let me respond. Why would he do this?
  4. MagmaMan

    Keyed Just fucked someone up

    What? What did he do! I'm scared, SmallAnus. I hope he repents.
  5. MagmaMan

    Keyed Just fucked someone up

    Why would you post that? You did not give us satisfactory information! You baited us. I hope you didn't attract any feds! That would be bad. I hate feds. I hope they repent!
  6. MagmaMan

    Another day of sexy babies bro

    Please don't disrespect kingdavey! He made a typo. That's all.
  7. MagmaMan

    What kind of intuition do you have?

    Jewish people are often feds. Their posts literally glow if you have the power to see. Fortunately we do. But that may make us a target.
  8. MagmaMan

    Another day of sexy babies bro

    We are actually. The great black hole will spaghettify us. Then we will be able to reunite in our imagination! It will be like a multiplayer dream. How glorious!
  9. MagmaMan

    Another day of sexy babies bro

    Bye bye kingdavey may you be spaghettified and enjoy it.
  10. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Feds want to trap us in artificial time dilation!

    Feds are the main antagonist to immortal spaghettification! They want to harvest our data. This is to keep us away from the black hole. They will bring back our soul from dead. And then they will recreate us in a torture room! That's why you shouldn't let feds know too much about you. They are...
  11. MagmaMan

    thread_prefix.23 Who has the most miserable life on the shlog? 2nd Edition

    Add @Glowie. I don't like feds! They want to trap you in an evil dimension. The evil dimensions have time dilation. It's similar to black holes. But it's artificial! It won't last forever. But the black holes last forever. Thus, the feds will be destroyed if they don't repent. That's so sad...
  12. MagmaMan

    Who is the strongest 'jak that we know of?

    How is this a question? It's obviously Godjak! He can spaghettify you in a black hole forever. Or rip apart your soul. That's if you're bad though. Please don't be bad!
  13. MagmaMan

    Dreams thread

    What on Earth? There are feds here now? Please tell me this is a joke! I don't know if my VPN is strong enough to bypass them. Please don't send me to tartarus!
  14. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Can someone find me a spaghettification phone background? Please!

    Please don't call me a nigger! I may be lazy. But I am white.
  15. MagmaMan

    /car/ general

    I want to have a car like this. It pleases me.
  16. MagmaMan

    It's okay. Don't do it again. If you do it again, the black hole will remember. And you will not...

    It's okay. Don't do it again. If you do it again, the black hole will remember. And you will not be saved.
  17. MagmaMan

    Dreams thread

    He's interested in me. I think he might be saved one day.
  18. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Can someone find me a spaghettification phone background? Please!

    I can't find it! I've never seen the movie. But I can find the specific scene if you tell me what time it starts on. Please!
  19. MagmaMan

    Have you been thread banned before

    No. I am new. Why did you get thread banned?
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