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  1. MagmaMan

    I'm quite sorry. I have troubles with my VPN sometimes. I'm still here.

    I'm quite sorry. I have troubles with my VPN sometimes. I'm still here.
  2. MagmaMan

    thread_prefix.20 What way to die excites you the most?

    Spaghettification. At least in the future. When I get myself sorted out. I will achieve secular Immortality. I will recreate my friends in Ponyville. Maybe even you.
  3. MagmaMan

    what is the spergiest thing you have ever done?

    At 8:33 he actually says the word! I'm so happy. The movie gives me a sense of nostalgia for something I can't name. The art and music are great. Thank you!
  4. MagmaMan

    what is the spergiest thing you have ever done?

    Thank you! I will watch them some time soon.
  5. MagmaMan

    what is the spergiest thing you have ever done?

    How would you find them then? Do you know any cool movies that involve black holes or spaghettification?
  6. MagmaMan

    thread_prefix.20 Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

    Please repent! Being good brings so many benefits like better imagination. Do I even need to mention why imagination will be needed in the end?
  7. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Immortal Spaghettification As A Secular Afterlife

    How do you know it's not a computer? It works in the same way white holes output data. There's a connection between them.
  8. MagmaMan

    Hymen spaghettified

    Hymen spaghettified
  9. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Immortal Spaghettification As A Secular Afterlife

    The black hole would store your data. It would bring you back in a body that wouldn't be painful for spaghettification.
  10. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Chapter Three of My Crossover Fanfiction: Sandy's New Pride

    Gordon can't talk and is a player self-insert. So no. But maybe Barney could become a stallion! He would be a good friendship teacher.
  11. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Immortal Spaghettification As A Secular Afterlife

    It's not suffering. Being spaghettified stimulates the senses. And if you're good, you will be able to be stimulated enough to imagine a paradise. It will be so much fun if you're able to.
  12. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Chapter Three of My Crossover Fanfiction: Sandy's New Pride

    Why is it funny? There is a war going on. War isn't funny. It's terrible because people die. I don't know yet. What would you recommend? Thanks I will read it soon.
  13. MagmaMan

    have you ever had a crush?

    https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/immortal-spaghettification-as-a-secular-afterlife.16250/ I explain it here. It's so cool!
  14. MagmaMan

    have you ever had a crush?

    That's aryan. Jerry will enjoy the great spaghettification.
  15. MagmaMan

    Hymen spaghettified

    Hymen spaghettified
  16. MagmaMan

    /calm/ Chapter Three of My Crossover Fanfiction: Sandy's New Pride

    I read the first one's first chapter and it's too serious. It quotes Friedrich Nietzche at the start. I like fanfictions that are fun and funny. This one was somber. I skimmed the second one and it doesn't seem fun or funny either. Where can I find these?
  17. MagmaMan

    Keyed What is the scariest notification on the schlog?

    Did that actually happen? That would frighten me.
  18. MagmaMan

    I’m not gonna bomb the federal reserve

    Me neither. That would put me in prison. And then I'd get beaten up. If I got beaten up, my mind would rot. And then it'd make the great spaghettification worse for me. I wouldn't be able to imagine all my friends and their adventures!
  19. MagmaMan

    Meta What if the schlog had a fanbase?

    Spongebob already likes the schlog show! He says it's gemmy. However, I don't know much about the schlog. What would Spongebob like about it?
  20. MagmaMan

    have you ever had a crush?

    There's nothing wrong with me. I just like to admire pretty ladies from a distance. Dating is like capturing them. I want them to roam free.
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