Protect her? What are you going to do, belly-flop the offenders? What if they ran at her, would you be able to chase them down? I don't understand your cope whatsoever.
>Being a 600kg lard-ass and yearning after the most un-looksmatched character ever.
On a serious note, would this not motivate you to lose weight? Do you not feel a tad embarrassed? If she were real would you not want to impress rather then digust?