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Hack Steve’s brain chip to play sprunki song at maximum volume, 500x speed, and maxiumum brightness 24/7

Kars just called me on the phone and he said “sodack, I love you” 🥹

Make the shlog beam directly into my mind via microchip

Make it so the only person who gets ads is pepsiman

I’d probably be a little nervous. I used to be so afraid of bees that I wouldn’t go outside at all the entire summer for years. I’m not like that anymore doe.

Milk inside a stinky asshole inside a stinky asshole inside a stinky asshole

Get rid of every soysphere sites and turn them all into one mobile app with unskippable ads when you open a new thread

Kars WILL be real and he WILL be in love with me

Stop making threads about sex

🥀 and 💀 convey entirely different emotions

But I want to have a cool labyrinth with booby traps, and it also makes for a funny situation since the victims would be people attempting to commit a crime.

I want to live in a giant mansion with a labyrinth underneath. The house would have a false entrance that would be made to look easy to break into, but upon entry the floor would drop out into a slide that would be coated in oil so they can’t get back up. That way the only way out is through the...

I would gather up the most beautiful men in the world and make them all put on Kars cosplay. Then, I pick out the most accurate ten. After that, I make them all complete a series of tests and challenges to determine which one will be able to 24/7 larp Kars the most accurately. To greaten the...

What about Terry

I’m volcel because sex gives you cooties

Almost every splinter or even just general altchans are ‘p niggerhell. There’s one notable altchan that has had quite a few teen girls posting selfies claiming to be “irl lolis” and contacting adult men from the website, despite the site having an “18+ rule”. It really pisses me off.

When I was four my dad would play this one car racing game on our xbox and I would watch. Once when he got up to go to the bathroom, I got onto his game, made a really ugly pink car, drove it around, and crashed it into everything until the car exploded. My dad came back and got upset at me and...

The gay baby