>Sneedson-sama, whose hours-long jartybombing caused me uncontrollable rage even the anal rape from Teresa can't be compared to.
>DOLL-sama, for he has my IP AS WELL AS the IP of my spamming masters.
>Joel-sama, whose powers I am scared of.
>Tojo-sama, whose posts anally raped me and first awakened my latent homosexuality
>Steve-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started becoming as attracted to BBC as I am to BWC.
>Donald-sama, whose incomparibly forceful jartybombs crushed my asswomb to the point I cannot bear Terry's...
>I, Jimbo, Vivo Endive, JOBBER of the Schlog, humbly kneel to:
>Terrycrews-sama, top poster and my master
>Molly-sama, my only true love and my other master
>SmallAnus-sama, who I will never become stronger than
>Imperator-sama, who my janny warned me about
>Fortuna-sama, who easily manhandled...