Kaetrianos

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Happy birthday. I hope the hymen-breakers did not frighten you too badly, for you have not come online since they did.

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Happy birthday

Fret not, for in posting this message, I have preserved your hymen from any cruel destruction by the vicious scoundrels who seek its end. Rest well in knowing that I have protected such a precious thing from their ploys and plots, and do continue to keep it safe.