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Does anybody else agree you should leave this site

looks weird

I thought that Lamarr from Half Life 2 was pretty cute, too.

Lamarr is pretty cute but he's still creepy not gonna lie

Lamarr is a she.

Wait really? Isn't that like not how headcrabs work? How do they get so big then?
I'm a dumbass at Half Life lore. I haven't even beaten the first game.

Dr. Kleiner calls it a girl, and he was professional enough with it to debeak and "tame" it to the extent that it's somewhat docile around him, so I'd go by his word.

The only other thing I can remember of headcrabs and sex is that there is a "queen headcrab" creature you fight in the original Half Life called a Gonarch that looks to be a fully-grown one, with a huge sack dangling from it that little headcrab babies are birthed from. Since Lamarr was sent into space at the end of Episode 2, maybe she eventually grew into one within the spaceship.

please inhale mustard gas together with @Malzy_Moo you subhuman scalefaggots

bruh they added a fucking pineapple emote wth

^browner than shit award

Woah, who is a scale-faggot?

Malzy_Moo, apparently.

Posted shitty troonslop award, skibidi toilet is better

>posts anthromorphic lizard trans thing
>what is scalefaggot?
stop playing dumb when you're just autistic

She's not trans, she's beautiful and also latina.

Just like my heckin based latina foxarooney or something like that

that's enough soygay for this week, ban xim again