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Yeah, imagine if I went around calling myself "King Aedra" or "Le God Emperor of Turkey". Shit would sound ridiculous and overly narcissistic. But when it's a femoid it's all fine and dandy.

Yeah, Broot should change xher name to sparkles and change xis own name to qweenbrvvt

Aedra, I thought you were the God-Emperor of Turkey, the secret, puppetmaster Christian Sultan of the land, pulling the strings of every Turkish political action, constantly talking into Erdogan's earpiece to tell him every word to say, all in order to enact a master plan that will ultimately restore an Orthodox Christian empire across the whole of Eurasia. You're not?!

I wish I could convert all Turks to Orthodoxy overnight indeed. But alas, my kind are a mere minority. At least a growing one I suppose.