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I am saved! thank you

since you have saved me I will grant you three wishes...

Okay, first wish, I want this giant snake plush thing

I will save the other wishes for later

I'll do you one better, I will give you a real snake!

*gets bitten*

SOYSOOG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOoOOooooooooooOOooOooOOooo

*bleeds out and dies*

*you come back to life* you have one wish left

that snake was a special snake that gives you super powers when it bites you

I want the giant Serperior plush this time, no tricks!

yeah but... don't you want more snakes instead?

*gives snake*

If you don't want to give me the giant Serperior, I will settle on a middle ground, since you appear to be the LIVE reptile genie. I want a Sceptile, not a similar reptile, give me a Sceptile, le pokeyman, pic rel.

you are out of wishes stop asking me for stuff

Give me. My Sceptile.

I mean you could just pay for it

>I mean you could just p-AACKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

i have one in my pocket right now but you will never get it. after what you did we are mortal enemies.

You only granted me two of your supposed "three wishes", you killed me with one of them, and you didn't give me what I asked for either time. All this after I saved your life. Wow. Just wow. I can't even.