"bro that theory sucks because it doesn't fit my preconceived and biased notion of how exactly a story is supposed to go and the author would most certainly NEVER subvert my expectations in favor of making something that's actually got any semblance of originality. No, never, it must follow what they tell me at my stupid stupid nigger jew kike school my abusive parents pay gorillions to put me through"
The diarrhea icing on the shit cake is that my kike-loving, nigger-loving, faggot of a brother buys into the same fucking bullshit, and I will quite literally never be able to do anything about that. "OoOooOo it's harmless dude, stop being so hateful!!!"
I have half a mind to bash his stupid face in next time I see him.