You didn't just come out of the closet. You became Liberace incarnate.
Also, a lot of what you post either as what I assume to be bait or "le ironic fetish" posting is made a lot more disgusting after thinking about how fat and autistic you are.
Like when you post half the shit you post, you probably think of yourself as a fictional anime boy, same behavior as 4cuck, but that's so it sounds "cuter" than it actually is, because you're a real dude behaving like a girl and that's fucking weird.