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Decapitate Averi

Gouge Averi's eyes out with forks

Saw off Averi's hands and feet

Skin Averi

Rip and dislocate Averi's jaw off

Run over Averi

Swing a large sledgehammer full force onto Averi's ugly disgusting face

Smash Averi's face into a sharp table corner

Push Averi off the top of a six story parking garage

Strangle Averi and break xer neck

Force Averi to eat disgusting expired raw decomposing gooey rat shit-covered listeria-contaminated mystery meat slop from a Kitchen Nightmares episode

Hammer a rail spike right into Averi's stupid head

Light twenty M80s lodged up Averi's nose