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I genuinely do just like Glaceon so it sucks that it has the reputation that it does, but I don't blame you for feeling the way you do feel having seem plenty of Glaceon coal myself.

I have every eeveelution wordfiltered on the board and somehow glaceon always has the most threads, this is your mindset glacerpedos.

The only Eeveelution that I don't like period is Vaporeon. Not even because of that gay copypasta, I just don't like the gills, the tail, or the coloring.

^^^ Glaceon is an unexceptional pokemon imo, both of the gen 4 eevees are but something about it just attracts the worst people and I can't tell why. If I see one more post about thick fat I'm gonna crash out. It's floatzel syndrome againe.

That being said, DEATH TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE who draws eyelashes on Eeveelutions or any other Pokémon for that matter, excluding some hyper-specific example where it's for realism and not an attempt at feminization/sexualization.

^^^ I despise leafeon because when I was a kid I wanted to use an umbreon on my team in S&M because I was still
under the delusion that umbreon was cool back them but I happened to be in the one part of the game that had the leaf rock so my gift eevee turned into a leafeon. Boxed that shit so hard

^^ TRUTH NUKE, I'm sick of seeing Snivy-Serperior art ruined by eyelashes it pisses me off

The one on the left is on model and the one on the right is an afront to God and all things holy.

I blocked that faggot just for making me have to see the second one, lmao

See this is where you need to use your pattern recognition, a normal person wouldn't even blink twice at the demon on the right but you and I know how evil it is. Too many people like to force their headcannon that snivy is female-coded and it makes me a little peeved.

Its a smugleaf not a slutleaf people, you can't just change the character to have it abide by your criminal fantasies.

Back on the other thing, I highly doubt anyone here hates Floatzel fetishization more than I do. Like that's my bro, this is THE bro-mon for me, stop drawing him with tits. If I were king, I would put all of those people to death first. Publicly sawed in half.

Would you laugh if I said I knew a furfag a year or two back who's favorite eevee if glaceon and is a big floatzel "fan"? He was a oneshot fan too, the type of person to think a cropped porn profile pic is funny, just nasty stuff. And trust me when I become president of America there will be executions for r34 artists and pornographers, it can not go on like it does now.

I need to meet this man and beat the everliving shit out of him

Well his name is Kason and goes to Piedmont Classical Highschool in Brown's Summit North Carolina. He's also a troon fyi.

omw.

He also got caught gooning to gastrodon one time, funny story.

I have a lot of funny stories thinking about it, gonna have to tell you sometime.

@Fuck your race war I don't appreciate the soyboy nuke Donald.

I don't fucking care and it doesn't even affect your score