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terrycrews
the only future he has is being a satellite
sodack
God just called me he said he’s transferring my soul to JoJo universe with unfathomable power so I can save Kars
terrycrews
Kars would not like you if you were a random human in the JoJo universe he would kill you
sodack
God is giving me powers
terrycrews
yeah and he'll hate you because you're perfect and he wouldn't be
sodack
He can hate me all he wants 
terrycrews
What will you do to him
sodack
I would keep Kars in a glass enclosure and feed him pellets and have him drink from a water bottle like a hamster
terrycrews
Why
sodack
I think it would be fun
terrycrews
may as well put him in space
sodack
I wouldn’t actually do that. I’d probably just keep him captive until he became my friend.
Sage. Seething pillarman.