imagine being this girl and some gross disgusting fat old man comes up to you with his phone and takes a picture of you to post on 4chan where hundreds of thousands of fat incel loser creeps will jerk it to you ad infinitum. Sad! I'm glad I'm not an attractive woman.
Dishonest answer, why are you so funny?
Figuratively no reply of mine is more funny than a rope. I couldn't lose a square of pool scrolling through your pre herstory.
Honest question, why are you so unfunny?
Literally every post of yours is less funny than a chair. I could win a round of poker scrolling through your post history.