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*imaples tyrone asshole with my 6 foot long Big Futa Cock, the tip sticking out of his mouth* You're next.

*tears off shirt, revealing dozens of spade tattoos* Heh... I always knew that nigger was useless.... Guess I'll have to do this myself. In the name of Greg Lansky, I use my BBC powers *launches a barrage of BBC dildos at you with my telepathic powers*

Heh... Looks like this wont be a total bore.....

FUTANARI TINY MOID PECKER SMASHING FIST, DRAGON'S BREATH!

*the BFC shoots out highly pressurized shots of BFC semen, destroying. The Dildos on Impact*

HERE I COME!

FUTANARI TMP SMASHING FIST, HAMMER OF GODDESS!

*BFC increases in size to that of a skyscraper*

TAKE THIS! HAMMER DOOOWWWN! *the BFC is hurtling towards you at extreme speeds, ready to crush*

Not like this... SPADE SHIELD!
*a huge spade-shaped black shield appears in my arms, deflecting the BFC*

That negroid won't totally go to waste, though...
*rips off Tyrone's BBC and attaches it over my own penis, it starting to glow hot white with the power of spamming spadesons on /soy/*

*attaches twin BBC dildos over my arms and sharpens them into swords in an instant*
HIYAAAAAA!!! *charges at you with my bibisi blades and my sun-temperature BBC*
(le two posts because of getting kekked by the character limit)

Damn.... I'll have to use that technique...

*Jumps up in the air and clasps hands* SACRED TECHNIQUE: EVIL SEALING CLITTY CAGE!

*Spectral clitty cage is summoned, I stick out my arms and use telekinesis to try and force it on* HRAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! THIS ENDS HERE!!!!

Foolish foid... Don't you know that clitty cages are only for TWPs? *The cage locks my already small penis that I have no use for, as the incredibly hot BBC on it is doing the work*

*Jumps into the air and dashes at you, spade shield in one hand, BBC blade in other and glowing BBC on my crotch*

I-Impossible! ILL COOL YOUR JETS! HRAAAHH! *mound of ice cold BFC cum drenches the BBC*

NOOOOOOO!!! *The BBC cools down* Guess that nigger was useless after all.. *Rips it off and launches it right at you, and then takes a swing with my razor-sharp BBC blade at your BFC*

*leans back and dodges it like neo from the matrix*

STONE COCK! *BFC TURNS TO STONE, DEFLECTING THE BLADE*

BLADE COCK! *BFC SHARPENS*

IKUZO! *Runs towards you, BFC at the ready*

Stone Cock? Well I guess I have something to deal with that... BBC HAMMER! *molds several dildos into one big heavy BBC hammer, and then swings it at the BFC* HIYAAA!

*BFC Cracks* NO!..... Now you've done it... You've doomed us all.....

*red molten hot energy bursts from the BFC, killing your opponent instantly. What emerges is a demon of pure BFC rape power.... May god help you*

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