I wished to be normal, god gave me autism. It's like I have a genie but the genie is fucked up o algo. But technically being autistic is normal so my wish was granted, but they get granted in strange ways, i.e, "you asked for this nigga"
But it's not just me, you know. Britain voted for Keir Starmer, and they got their wish. It's like a universal thing, wishes are granted, not as you expect.