soyjak.blog

glad it wuz on my pfp!

Fish don't care how you look.... maybe shave that mop on your head and grow some stubble.... you're only 2 steps away from soygaping and becoming a soyjak

Nah I'm growing it out now. The soycelcirclejakkers said I was bald. Now I'ma grow out the brown precious locks son. and the full beard. I'm about to dominate you from 2,000 km with masculine hair alone....

I'll even throw in the binky for free....

Chudom is preparing for war against Esetia after making an alliance with the soyjakkers @Broot Lets attack together. The lands of @DOOR are cold, but gay.

I don't want your used up Esetia toys.

>The lands of @DOOR are cold, but gay.
you say this as if cold = coal and gay = gem.
smh...

I'm about to go pixelate son. Don't tempt me. World Map {1.1.1.1} about to get updated...

IM PIXELATING RIGHT NOW

You are one of the biggest margeralds on this planet. I may not ever understand you but your stories are (probably, i have yet to read xem) gemmy.

The people if Esetia have seen this homosexual song and dance before.... their shields are adorned with Leviticus 18:22.... their wizards cast lightning spells, not Charm.... their archers can shoot a homo from 800 meters away...

It's not a match for the Chud Stars aligning with the wisdom of the Chudarisee word. Chud Ramy rise up. You can't stop a force that never gives up.

Maybe if it was a straight army.... sadly they neglected to notice the sigil that extends 10 miles from the city which causes homosexuals to burst into flames upon crossing it.... the chudrisees will need to find a counter measure fast....

Straight armies lose because they march in a line. - Sun Zoot

Gay armies are too busy fruitin' up to notice a straight army, lined up, and firing on them with accurate precision.... ever wonder why people say I'm a straight shooter.... now you know...

How dare you insult the Chud Ramy. Soyjakkers juicin over gay men on the internet. Who soycels this who soyjaks that, who joysaks this.... too much drama. Beta male stuff, vs the Chud Ramy, articulated Chud Stars, living the dream as they passive aggressively insult the normies.

Call it aggressive negotiations.... just not too aggressive.... make sure that hand of yours is washed before we shake hands... can only guess where or who that hand has been in....

Pixelate or get invaded.