"And so ended the battle of Mythalons Hymen, a pyrrhic victory for the defender forces. However the Virginity wars raged on..."
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"And so ended the battle of Mythalons Hymen, a pyrrhic victory for the defender forces. However the Virginity wars raged on..."
The President has ordered for the construction of a Hymen Force Field
IT IS OVER... WE WON
FOR NOW
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HYMEN BREAKER SUSTAINED CRITICAL DAMAGE - EJECT NOW
SENDING SEAL TEAM SIX TO ELIMINATE THE BREAKER'S CREW
HYMEN BREAKER HEAVY DAMAGE SUSTAINED
OVERRIDE ENGAGED, CHARGING AT 50%
CALLING FOR AIR STRIKE ON THE HYMEN BREAKER
TARGET NEUTRALIZED
HYMEN BREAKER LASER CANNON CHARGING - 10%
hymen break
DEFEND THE HYMEN AT ALL COSTS!
hymen AT field breached
Emergency hymen defense system booted
Hymen defenses demolished
Hymen defenses reinforced
Hymen defenses weakened
Hymen defended, welcome to the Schlog![[wholesome]](/data/assets/smilies/wholesomeheart1.gif "Wholesome [wholesome]")
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