Rant Cobson’s face burned into my phone’s screen

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

Now every dark color shows his faint outline.

 

[baqqrih]

How did you have his face on your phone so often?

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

How did you have his face on your phone so often?

It was for like 15 minutes because I was trying to draw xim.

 

[baqqrih]

It was for like 15 minutes because I was trying to draw xim.

It burned in that fast? Goodness.

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

It burned in that fast? Goodness.

Can you see it?

 

[Stephen]

View attachment 21263
Can you see it?

retardDEITY i knvvl

 

[baqqrih]

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Can you see it?

It's a hardware malfunction of your screen, we can't see it through a screenshot.

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

retardDEITY i knvvl

It's a hardware malfunction of your screen, we can't see it through a screenshot.

That was a trick question. Which you all passed with flying colors.

 

[baqqrih]

That was a trick question. Which you all passed with flying colors.

Aw, thanks.

 

[Oot]

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Can you see it?

yes

 

[Oot]

yes

COBBO IS BURNT INTO MY PHONE SCREEN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Stephen]

^All phone screens above are bvilt for dat cobby

 

[baqqrih]

G-guys…?

 

[1844 or Something]

It burned in that fast?

GLISTENING

 

[AshkeNazi]

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Can you see it?

right below 'dist's pfp

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

right below 'dist's pfp

I can’t see it.

 

[GauntletThrown]

embrace it
your phone will now always be a gem

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I was only 9 years old. I loved Cobson so much, I had all the merchandise and soylent. I pray to Cobson every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Cobson is love" I say. "Cobson is life." My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot, I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Cobson. I called him a cunt, he slaps me and send me to go to sleep. Im crying now, and my face hurts, I lay in bed and its really cold. A warmth is moving towards me, I feel something touch me, Its Cobson. I am so happy, he whispers in to my ear, "This universe is mine, I AM GOD HERE!" He grabs me with his powerful lawnmower hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready, I spread my ass cheeks for Cobson. He penetrates my asshole, It hurts so much, but I do it for Cobson, I can feel my ass tearing and bleeding as my eyes start to water, I push against his force. I want to please Cobson, He roars a mighty roar as he fills my ass with his love. My dad walks in, Cobson looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its lawnmowver now" Cobson leaves through my window. Cobson is love, Cobson is life.

 

[Emiliz]

embrace it
your phone will now always be a gem

tsmtv

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

oh, old schlog, how i miss you so much.