thread_prefix.27 Anonymous Confession Thread (Anniversary Edition)

[Chesnaught]

I guess we have to make a new one. Sorry.

https://schlogfessionsiii.straw.page/
[Go here for now] https://forms.gle/GmKry7erFkA2RNCA7

 

[Meursault]

Thread's getting locked at this rate btw

It won’t we’ll be fine
@Chesnaught you gotta post some more

 

[Chvd33p]

I was making a brapsil drawing and the page ack'd! That's it for today I guess

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

Greg will never come back because of threads like this

Reddit and discord

It's a trvthnvke

 

[evandoe]

Greg will never come back because of threads like this

Reddit and discord

This was his last post so far

:I

Blame @Soyteen Liker

 

[alonso]

This was his last post so far

Blame @Soyteen Liker

Rest in paradise Greg, You were a funny fella and a creative one

 

[evandoe]

Ev&oe he made the reddit and discord profile post a day before it. He clearly started hating this site and it isn't just him

To be fair he was still somewhat active after making that statement but 'liker's thread was his last straw.

 

[Chvd33p]

The best gatekeeper for this website was the pseudopooner all this time? But at what cost

 

[evandoe]

Every thread is like that now. There are no more funny or interesting threads, it's just namefaggotry, unfunny echolalia, or weird sexual posts. Why would greg or kingdavey stay in this shithole if there are no more good threads?

Uhhh #blamedoll

 

[alonso]

Every thread is like that now. There are no more funny or interesting threads, it's just namefaggotry, unfunny echolalia, or weird sexual posts. Why would greg or kingdavey stay in this shithole if there are no more good threads?

The shlog needs more passion and stupidity

 

[Chvd33p]

Now what?

 

[evandoe]

Now what?

Blame doll.

 

[alonso]

Now what?

We wait

 

[alonso]

Stupidity that isn't "What if you could taste a Shlogger's breast milk" or "What if Hitler raped a BBC Sprunki"

I may be a supporter of Hitler's BBC threads but sometimes it's just pure insanity

 

[basil]

Stupidity that isn't "What if you could taste a Shlogger's breast milk" or "What if Hitler raped a BBC Sprunki"

i remember someone said my breastmilk would taste like estrogen and strawberry milk and i. got hard

 

[Chvd33p]

Stupidity that isn't "What if you could taste a Shlogger's breast milk" or "What if Hitler raped a BBC Sprunki"

The schlog was funnier when we had soygoy before his furryfication began to show signs, but this is a personal opinion

 

[Chvd33p]

i remember someone said my breastmilk would taste like estrogen and strawberry milk and i. got hard

That wasn't necessary bud, the joke was unneeded

 

[basil]

That wasn't necessary bud, the joke was unneeded

someone did say that btw

i apologize

 

[alonso]

They were only funny when they were posted by sage and when it was still December. It's just spam now

No one could replicate @sage 's threads, I think the newer ones are spiraling out of proportion

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

Shlogsissies after convincing themselves that a user is actually le hecking pooner cutie pie (it's a biological male) (they are closet homosexuals):

 

[alonso]

That's because it was never really about trying to be like "LOOL HAHAHA SPRUNKI AND BBC AND HITLER OH MY GOD WHAT AN UNUSUAL COMBINATION LOLE!" but that's what the gormless masses think anyways

It was about a certain important person in history and questioning on what would happen if he had something else