basil’s everything thread

[basil]

yes pls

sounds good to me

 

[basil]

having impaired vision is super hot actually

 

[Steve]

having impaired vision is super hot actually

Is this why you're sexually attracted to soyjaks? Their glasses turn you on?

 

[basil]

Is this why you're sexually attracted to soyjaks? Their glasses turn you on?

have i ever seen i was sexually attracted to soyjaks?

 

[basil]

Is this why you're sexually attracted to soyjaks? Their glasses turn you on?

bitchass nigga never replied back next time don’t make shit up

 

[basil]

i should probably start getting sexually actively again

 

[basil]

Is this why you're sexually attracted to soyjaks? Their glasses turn you on?

no the reason is that women scientifically have shittier vision than men so i’m like “oh i have to take care of you” or if im really really hormonal and feeling autogynephilic im like “oh my god i also have shitty vision that’s so fucking hot”

 

[basil]

no the reason is that women scientifically have shittier vision than men so i’m like “oh i have to take care of you” or if im really really hormonal and feeling autogynephilic im like “oh my god i also have shitty vision that’s so fucking hot”

i actually probably have the worst vision on this website if i took my glasses off my fish could probably see better and farther despite being inside of the aquarium behind glass

 

[basil]

robots are actually super scary

 

[basil]

i should probably start getting sexually actively again

good idea actually. i’m starting it.

 

[basil]

good idea actually. i’m starting it.

i wonder if i should also on this website aswell but i feel like that would be a bad idea

 

[basil]

i wonder if i should also on this website aswell but i feel like that would be a bad idea

inherently sexually active is a broad term because it’s pretty hard for me to get an erection now-a-days. it’s a pretty bad idea online too.

i remember when i was a teenager when i was about to ejaculate i had such a horrible fucking headache and when i discharged my head started ringing horribly. i don’t know how to explain it. it was one of the most painful thing ive ever experienced. i’m still really afraid of pleasuring myself to this day.

 

[basil]

having titties is actually pretty hot actually but it’s an impossible idea in practice

 

[TVTropesEnthusiast]

tranny.bloggy

 

[basil]

tranny.bloggy

i can get away with saying whatever i want tbh

 

[TVTropesEnthusiast]

i can get away with saying whatever i want tbh

most trannies can

 

[basil]

most trannies can

i’m not transgender though just an autogynephile when i’m super sexually aroused which is usually never cause i have low testosterone

 

[TVTropesEnthusiast]

i’m not transgender though just an autogynephile when i’m super sexually aroused which is usually never cause i have low testosterone

i didn't say you were transgender

 

[basil]

i didn't say you were transgender

but you did

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

inherently sexually active is a broad term because it’s pretty hard for me to get an erection now-a-days. it’s a pretty bad idea online too.

i remember when i was a teenager when i was about to ejaculate i had such a horrible fucking headache and when i discharged my head started ringing horribly. i don’t know how to explain it. it was one of the most painful thing ive ever experienced. i’m still really afraid of pleasuring myself to this day.

Im still grasping on to the hope and assumption that all you say is bait and you are secretly a normal person who is feeding off of the reactions of other shloggers