thread_prefix.20 How fucked would you be if your parents read every post you made here?

[Fortuna]

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Neither of them know English, I think they'd be more concerned about my number of messages

 

[Gem Control]

I hope that happens to all of you

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Actual good thread idea. My parents still don't know I had s*x

 

[Fortuna]

Actual good thread idea. My parents still don't know I had s*x
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Thanks.

 

[Fortuna]

@The Ruler of Everything

 

[evandoe]

Another perk being ESL

 

[Chimperator]

My dad is a pagan nazi 1488 nigga so IDK how he would feel about me being a based Jewish groyper.

 

[ribbon]

Since this site is tied to an imageboard my dad would think I'm being radicalized into an evil chud nazi because of all the scary 4cuck stories he watches while my mom wouldn't care

 

[Gem Control]

I hope that happens to all of you

Nevermind I forgot shlogtroons don't have parents GEEEEEEEEEEEG

 

[Fortuna]

Nevermind I forgot shlogtroons don't have parents GEEEEEEEEEEEG
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I'd be dead without my parents albeit.

 

[8doe]

id be disowned and any trace of me within family records would be erased
fully serious when I say that if my parents found out about any of this I would be disowned

 

[8doe]

id be disowned and any trace of me within family records would be erased
fully serious when I say that if my parents found out about any of this I would be disowned

I'm not being dramatic either
best case scenario I'd end up being institutionalized

 

[KingCargo]

I actually don't know but I'm certain I'd get odd looks for a month minimum.

 

[Fortuna]

id be disowned and any trace of me within family records would be erased
fully serious when I say that if my parents found out about any of this I would be disowned

Your parents are way more forgiving than you'd think. Honestly, I'm a lot worse than you are and I'm not disowned.

 

[ribbon]

id be disowned and any trace of me within family records would be erased
fully serious when I say that if my parents found out about any of this I would be disowned

Telling on your mom as we speak

 

[Zondien]

Since this site is tied to an imageboard my dad would think I'm being radicalized into an evil chud nazi because of all the scary 4cuck stories he watches while my mom wouldn't care

Your father watches 4chan stories on youtube? How old is he?

 

[Yiaagwababy or whatever]

if its just this account then i can explain it but if its all in my accounts then im getting locked in the mental hospital for years most likely

 

[8doe]

Telling on your mom as we speak

my mom would be a little bit more lenient but I'd still have to get professional help

 

[Fortuna]

if its just this account then i can explain it but if its all in my accounts then im getting locked in the mental hospital for years most likely

Alt accounts aren't allowed, you know.